SEI ZVICHIDAI ISHEVANGU

THIS IS A SMALL POEM IN VERNACULAR WHICH HAPPENS TO BE AS SHORT AS USUAL.I AM TRYING TO HORN MY MOTHER’S LANGUAGE WRITING SKILLS AS EQUALLY AS THE QUEEN’S LANGUAGE.


Mivbvunzo kubva muvhuro kunobata kana chishanu.


Pote Mugovera chero naiyo yakadai svondo.

Kutaura ndega ndenge munhu asina dzakakwana shano.

Handina zororo mufunge mumomoyo ingori hondo.


Mubvunzo mumwechete, sei zvichidai ishevangu


Nhamo kutevera vasina mari, ana mushaya neshangu.

Zvirwere zvongoteveravo ivo vasina mari, ana mushaya changu

Chiona Mari kutevera vasingadi mwari, ana zvese zviri zvangu.

Mubvunzo mumwechete, sei zvichidai ishe wangu.


Kwanzi kwadzinorohwa matumbu ndiko dzinomhanyira

Mitengo vanongo kwidza havanei misodzi tapunyaira

Zuva nezuva matumbu votowedzera hona vofamba hukanyaira

Kuda iri nhamo taiti takajaira, zvino ngwavaira ndiyo yatishanyira


Mubvunzo mumwe chete, sei zvichidai ishevangu.


Uti ukwire pamusoro pegomo ushevedzere, izwi rotorwa nemhepo.

Umire hombe kombe yegungwa hunzi makarwe pfuurai nepo.

Ziva kuyangarara mudikani, zvepasi pemvura hauzive nezvepo.

usafungisise zvauriwe, iri ringoriwo zvaro rimwe rema detembo.

Mubvunzo mumwe chete, sei zvichidai ishevangu.

Neho Wekare

sapientGenus©

GOODBYE TO INTERNETING.

​So this mornig i woke up to a whole new data tariff from my network provider. If i could say anything, this new tariff is outrageous and shocking. Yesterday, $0.5c bought 50Mb and today same amount buys 5Mb. Wow, if i want to buy a measly 50Mb i now need a whooping $5…and to an internet troller like me, 50Mb is actually nothing..won’t even last me a day.

So data prices have gone up by 1000%, i cannot even begin to comprehend what kind of an economic principle this is. How is this okay?

Actually if we were to apply the same raise factor in every product in my daily life, let’s see how my new life would look like.

*Rentals- ($200) ×10=$2000

*taxi – ($0.5) ×10=$5

*lunch_ ($2) × 10=$20
Groceries

Sugar 2kg_($2) ×10=$20

Mealie meal 10kg_ ($6)×10=$60

Cooking oil 2l _($3)×10=$30
I mean i could go on and on, but you kinda get the idea right. I would need a salary of not less than $15000 to at least sustain a basic lifestyle. Why do we have to think this move by network companies is right? This is a slippery slop people, the next thing you know every business and service provider is following suit because they see others getting away with it.

#we_need_our_data_back

TEN THINGS ABOUT ME

A compilation of true facts about me, handle it with utmost care cause if you break, you’ll pay.

At lake kyle aka mtrikwi dam

1. I am an introvert
2. My fav tv character is Walter White.

3. I suffer from social anxiety.

4. I once slept with my eyes open (true story).

5. I believe i can personality-profile a person from just their demeanor. 

6. I do two weeks of absolute veganism every year.

7. Snakes creep me to death.

8. I am 100% left handed but i write with my right hand (So i should say 95% perhaps).

9. Two people i would love to meet, Elon Musk and M Carbonaro

10. I signed up to be someone’s sperm donor.